Comments on: Headlines from the Year 2020 (no. 11)

By: SunnyJim

SunnyJim — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 12:50:11 +0000

I think I found you via American Digest. It is always fun to “stumble” across a new site via a click from a link from another site.

Love the “headlines.”

At least we can all take a sigh of relief now that we know the real reason for the Fort Hood tragedy, as narrative is getting polished with each passing day….not enough gun control!

By: Gary

Gary — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 11:58:49 +0000

Identity Crisis, Karen, Ken, SunnyJim: Thank you all for your enlightening (and clever) glimpses of the future.

Karen, SunnyJim: Welcome to AWOL!

By: SunnyJim

SunnyJim — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:44:03 +0000

AP News Release: Agents from the Department of Special Services (“SS” for short) conducted another series of raids on homeowners suspected of violating the Firearms Control And Elimination Act of 2018. As recently affirmed by the Supreme Court, ownership of firearms is clearly limited by the 2nd Amendment to members of a “Militia” such as National Guard, federal police force, and various other federal agencies. The homes, vehicles, and all bank accounts of the accused felons and suspected racists have been seized; they are being held in General Un Listed Automatic Garrisons, created for this purpose (aka “GULAGS”).

By: KenKe

KenKe — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 04:00:56 +0000

Handguns Regulatory Agency rules that all concealed weapons must constantly emit a loud foghorn-like noise.

By: Karen

Karen — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 17:40:41 +0000

Several church-going families in Washington State were rounded up and the parents jailed for illegally Home Schooling their children after being warned they were violating the childrens right’s to receive paganism training with transgender-sex ed taught to them. Parents were charged for using non-state approved creation/bible based curriculum in their homes. The children were made wards of the state.

By: identity crisis

identity crisis — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:18:56 +0000

Today, twenty-five painters were arrested for demonstrating in front of the Museum of Modern Art in New York. They are believed to be the last remnants of AWSPC (Artists Who Still Paint on Canvas). They will be sentenced to one year of re-education at MOMA’s “School of Artistic Expression”, to show that artistic sedition will not be tolerated.